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phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

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9 minutes ago on April 17th, 2014 | J | 93,233 notes

espeonchan:

“why don’t poor people just get a job?”

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38 minutes ago on April 17th, 2014 | J | 241,426 notes
hi:

hi:

one night my roommate brought home a girl from a party he was at and I was up when they came home eating fruit roll ups and I offered the girl some and she ended up sleeping in my bed with me and now i’m known in my whole residence as the fruit roll up cock block

this is funnier now that everyone knows I’m gay omg

hi:

hi:

one night my roommate brought home a girl from a party he was at and I was up when they came home eating fruit roll ups and I offered the girl some and she ended up sleeping in my bed with me and now i’m known in my whole residence as the fruit roll up cock block

this is funnier now that everyone knows I’m gay omg

1 hour ago on April 17th, 2014 | J | 267,725 notes

Cake Boss in a nutshell…

barebackbearyak:

Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?

Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.

1 hour ago on April 17th, 2014 | J | 91,971 notes
sniffing:

im crying

sniffing:

im crying

2 hours ago on April 17th, 2014 | J | 82,952 notes
redlark:

There’s a hole in my lawn and evidently Welly just discovered it’s perfectly dog shaped

redlark:

There’s a hole in my lawn and evidently Welly just discovered it’s perfectly dog shaped

2 hours ago on April 17th, 2014 | J | 181,711 notes
letsbangniall:

single greatest tweet

letsbangniall:

single greatest tweet

2 hours ago on April 17th, 2014 | J | 128,943 notes
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jesuschristvevo:

is it data or data

3 hours ago on April 17th, 2014 | J | 375,992 notes
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